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August 06, 2006

This ever happen to you?

iT'S QUARTER TO TWO. I just got up to take a crap. I got to the toilet and I didn't have to shit. But I did have to piss. So I sat down to crap knowing I really had to take a piss. And I didn't even make it to the bathroom door before I heard myself going, "Man Sat Down to Take a Piss." The same way Eric Roberts in the Pope of Greenwich Village says, "Cop Shit Himself!"

Posted by clarkdeleon on August 6, 2006 01:42 AM |

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WHAT! This should have interested me because....?

Posted by: Sara | August 7, 2006 04:06 PM

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