As a way of explaining the 18-point "thumping" of the most conservative idealogue to be ousted from the United States Senate, Limbaugh suggested that Pennsylvania senior citizens were the blame for Rick Santorum's defeat. "Pennsylvania has the second oldest population among the 50 states," Limbaugh said (FYI: Florida has the oldest). "Rick Santorum is a true conservative visionary. His vision doesn't extend two, three or four years. He has a vision for the future." He then posited that chronologically enhanced Pennsylvanians, clustered near "two northeast Rust Belt cities, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh" don't care about the future.

"To them the War in Iraq is a waste of billions of dollars that should be going their way." Limbaugh said.

He actually said that. He suggested that selfish senior citizens screwed Santorum. "They don't care about the future," he said, as his tongue grew three inches.

Yeah, they don't care. Like it's not their sons, their daughters, their grandchildren aren't the ones who have their boots on the ground in Iraq. No, old people in Pennsylvania -- the ones who never moved to Florida because they couldn't imagine living anywhere else but where they grew up, where they call home -- are greedy insensitive Santorum haters.

Earth to Rush: Blow it out your butt, you fat fraud. Take your oxycontin-stained fingers, and your pompous bloviating voice, and your criminally egotistical politics, and your intellectually dishonest comparisons, fold them five ways and stick'em where the moon don't shine.

You blame Pennsylvania's elderly? You soulless hack.