December 31, 2006

Outside the front door is The Best Show in Town

Outside the front door is The Best Show in Town

HOW MUCH IS THAT MUMMER IN THE WINDOW? One of the prime perks of living on Second Street in South Philadelphia is that once a year hundreds of handsome young men in dresses come a'calling. Especially if you are a young women with a window seat at street level on New Year's Day.

The wenches in purple and green are members of the Froggy Carr comic brigade greeting a neighbor on Two Street last New Year's morning during the Frogs march to the starting point Broad Street for the 2006 Mummers Parade. This scene is duplicated dozens of times each year along the long winding march through South Philly, which usually ends with the Frogs late to the official parade.

I write this on New Year's Eve around 6:30 P.M. Hurricane Schwartz and Co. are calling for rain, rain, rain for New Year's Day. Sounds like it might be the first postponed Mummers Parade since global warming. But don't count on it. See you at Dirty Frank's.

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Outside the front door is The Best Show in Town

Outside the front door is The Best Show in Town

HOW MUCH IS THAT MUMMER IN THE WINDOW? One of the prime perks of living on Second Street in South Philadelphia is that once a year hundreds of handsome young men in dresses come a'calling. Especially if you are a young women with a window seat at street level on New Year's Day.

The wenches in purple and green are members of the Froggy Carr comic brigade greeting a neighbor on Two Street last New Year's morning during the Frogs march to the starting point Broad Street for the 2006 Mummers Parade. This scene is duplicated dozens of times each year along the long winding march through South Philly, which usually ends with the Frogs late to the official parade.

I write this on New Year's Eve around 6:30 P.M. Hurricane Schwartz and Co. are calling for rain, rain, rain for New Year's Day. Sounds like it might be the first postponed Mummers Parade since global warming. But don't count on it. See you at Dirty Frank's.

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December 30, 2006

Lookin' Good Frogs

Lookin' Good Frogs

CALL THIS MY DEFINITION OF SHAMELESS. This is a photo from Second Street in South Philadelphia I took last New Years morning of some members of the James "Froggy" Carr NYB looking at a photo album of my pictures from the Mummers Parade of 2005. What you can't see in this photo is that the photographer is dressed exactly like these guys.

Et tu Clarkie?

Yes, I am a Mummer. I have been marching with the Froggy Carr wench brigade for more than 20 years. Before that I marched with the Whitemarsh Rugby Club (registered as the Manoa Fire Co. Comic Brigade). I've been a Mummer for more than half of my life, and I have gathered some stories.

I will share some of those old stories -- plus new stories from the New Year and Monday's 2007 Mummers Parade -- in the next several days. Meanwhile, please feel free to post any Mummer moments of your own.

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December 27, 2006

We Got Your Cops, right HERE, pal!

We Got Your Cops, right HERE, pal!

Return with me now, my fellow Americans, to that time long ago when any of us gave a fiddler's shit about Saddam Hussein. The announcement today that he will be executed within 30 days seems almost comical.

You mean he's not dead YET? Everyone else in Iraq seems to be. How many dead yesterday? How many the day before?

Of dead Americans, we're closing in on 3,000 since we decided to impose regime change. I say "we" because the president of the United States is the decider of who is "us" in such matters. As a result of our invasion and failed occupation of Iraq, more innocent Iraqis have died by random terror than by any deliberate campaign of extermination of his own people launched by Saddam Hussein. Ever.

Once again the world learns, leave it to the United States.

We'll kill you with love.

Let us remind ourselves that it wasn't compassion for oppressed Iraqi people that motivated our support for an American invasion of a soveriegn nation half a world away. We were afraid. We were very afraid of Saddam Hussein because our president -- and in retrospect it seems so comical, doesn't it? -- told us we needed to be afraid. And even if we didn't believe George Bush, we believed in the intelligence of the office of the president. He must know. Why would he lie about that?

God, we were still innocent. We recognized none of the classic Shakespearean patterns of the dimwit son of a noble king defending his father's honor by vanquishing his father's foe, an act of unnecessary vindication that only drew the kingdom into endless violence, doubt and misery. And all the while his advisors nodded.

It's not like we ever trusted these guys. But, wow, haven't we been screwed big time by these fools. I don't care if they're criminals, they're guilty. America was pulled into war like a big horned bull with a ring through its nose. The beast was willing to follow the tug because we trusted the tugger. God bless him, he is our president. And for that he will pay in hell. Along with us. And along with that name that still matters to us, you know. . . America.

We. Americans. Know. We can't leave now. We can't bail on Iraq. That would be sillier and more monstrous than what we've already done. We are responsible for this mess. We will kill ourselves cleaning it up, but we will try. So far the number of dead Americans in Iraq just about equals the American dead on 9/11. Around 3,000.

That's a lot of people. Nearly 3,000 of us killed in Iraq fighting a country that had nothing to do with the dead of 9/11. And we declared war on this foreign country in a deliberate way after long diplomacy that lasted until March 2003 when our president lied our way into supporting a war that was declared "mission accomplished" in May of the same year. Such lies we've witnessed. Such lies we've swallowed.

There are three kinds of lies, Mark Twain once said, famously, "Lies. Damn lies. And statistics." America was in direct danger from Iraq. America won the war in May of 2003. Three thousand Americans have died so far. No wonder we hate statistics more than liars.

And so now we face the decision by The Decider's generals of whether a surge will do it. A surge will do something at least. Stall the bad boys for awhile, at least until the crypto bad boys can fake it long enough for us to leave. Surge talk is harmless. The threat of boots on the ground never hurt an army as much as actual boots.

I'll tell you what I think. I think this is all a bad dream brought on by indigestion. I think botulism might be involved. In a regular nightmare you couldn't imagine the stuff we've been asked to swallow. A cartoon despot like Saddam Hussein was worth all this? It was like hunting down Dracula and driving a stake through his heart in a country full of flesh eating zombies. Like taking out the big guy would change the culture or the appetites of the infected.

When I heard that American generals are considering the surge of 20 or 30 thousand troops to tidy up Baghdad, I couldn't help but think of a George Romero moment in a sequel to Night of the Living Dead. I believe it was called Return of the Living Dead. This is not a Vietnam metaphor. This is a horror movie. In Return of the Living Dead, which takes place in Kentucky, the hungry brain-eating undead from the cemetary next door besiege a group of people barricaded inside a building. "Brains!" the zombies chant. "We want brains."

Finally a phone is found and the cops are called. Man with a gun; people shot. About seven cop cars pull up the driveway to the front door. There are four cops in every car. As the four doors open as one on every car, a thousand zombies jump out from behind the bushes and eat the cops brains. An ambulance pulls up. Two fire medics walk past the empty cop cars with open doors. Behind them a zombie sprawled across the front seat of a patrol car presses down on the police radio button and whispers, "Send more cops."

This is not an Iraq metaphor. But to speak for the living, I must sound like a zombie. "Brains. We want brains."

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December 26, 2006

Punchy takes a last poke:Why we love rocky

Punchy takes a last poke:Why we love rocky

THE DOG'S NAME IS PUNCHY. That's important if you pay attention. The names have always been important in the Rocky movie franchise. From the first "Yo, Adrian!" to all those guys he fought through so many sequels -- Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Thunderlips (a wrestler played by Hulk Hogan), the Soviet Uberman Ivan Drago, and in the most recent Rocky, Mason "The Line" Dixon. "Yo, Paulie! Your sister's with me." shouts Rocky out the window in the original no-last-name Rocky. In the same movie, Rocky had three pets: two turtles called Cuff and Link, and a huge mastiff named Buttkiss, which is how the name Butkus sounds when you say it out loud. The dog was name after Dick Butkus, the Hall of Fame linebacker from the Chicago Bears, considered to be the most punishing tackler in the NFL.

In the new Rocky with-surname movie, Cuff and Link still live without being named. Thirty years later they are the size of healthy pond turtles now swimming in the aquarium tank toward where Rocky feeds them, which is to say that Cuff is now the size of a Cadillac and Link is a Continental. And Buttkiss, the prize dog from the pet shop, has been replaced by Punchy, the mutt Rocky saves from the Erie Avenue death chambers, where unloved mongrels go to either find new homes or breathe their last.

The signature shot in the movie Rocky Balboa, as it was in the original Rocky, is the scene of the past-prime pugilist doing post-workout victory dance on top of the Art Museum steps overlooking Center City. But what the movie poster doesn't show that the movie does (above) is that Rocky is holding Punchy in his arms as his fist pumps toward the snow-flecked sky over his home town.

Punchy holding Punchy while celebrating a comeback. It was no accident that Sylvester Stallone staged that scene. Punchy is a transparent metaphor for Rocky, the fictional character who had been hit in the head once too often by a bad sequel, and a metaphor for the past-peak action movie career of Rocky's creator. Had that scene, had not the entire movie, been pulled off just right -- and by that I mean dead center in the heart and gut -- audiences would have laughed at Rocky Balboa and critics would have torn Stallone seventeen new names for hasbeen.

In that scene Stallone announces to the world that Rocky and Punchy are running on fumes. Can this mangey mutt of an overwrought sequel-battered franchise rise to the occasion? Can it return, recover, re-introduce the loveable, believable guy from the neighborhood named Rocky Balboa. Could this movie take us back to the original?

Take you back. . .do, do, doo, do. . .Take you baaack! Is it possible?

In a word, abzolutely.

The movie Rocky Balboa takes us back to the original feeling the first time we met the thick tongued poet from the corner, the bruiser who wore his heart on his sleeve and in his eyes, the mumbler who said the sweetest things in the weirdest ways. Thirty years later Stallone's Rocky is wiser, lonlier, more human. Thirty years later Philadelphia has never looked uglier or more beautiful than in the startling yet familiar views of the city. "You spend enough time in a place," Rocky tells Paulie fondly, "you become that place."

The amazing thing about Rocky Balboa, the movie, is the acting. Burt Young's Paulie is almost tender, especially when he calls the aging Rocky by his pet name, Rocco. Geraldine Hughes' chaste substitute-Adrian love interest opens all the right emotional doors. Milo Ventimiglia, who plays Rocky's 30-year-old son, has been described by some critics as money-obsessed and weasely, but he seemed to be an authentic conflicted adult child of a famous father. Even real life boxer Antonio Tarver delivers a nuanced convincing performance as an unappreciated champion, unlike the cartoonish heavyweight villains Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang played by Carl Weathers and Mr. T.

But it's Stallone's movie, and he makes Rocky at 60 seem as real as the character he created at 30. This Rocky has been hurt by life but his spirit, his eternal innocence, is bruised yet intact. He is a wiser, lonlier Rocky. But his spirit is the same as the man we first met, the man who wanted to go the distance and who proved that the distance isn't over until he says it's over, the man unafraid to go toe-to-toe with whatever life's got to throw at him.

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December 23, 2006

the Secret of Santa Claus

the Secret of Santa Claus

YEARS AGO MY CITY EDITOR walked over to my desk in the Inquirer newsroom with a letter in her hand and a look on her face. "What do you think?" she said, handing me the letter. "Is this for real?" I asked. There was a return address on the envelope and a listed phone number, so I called to see if this letter could possibly have been written by a child in 1988.

I spoke to the little girl, and she sounded much younger than her years. Hers was the tiny sweet voice of Christmases past, a tonic of innocence for ears sharpened to cynical points by the grindstone of insincere words.

Was this letter part of a school assignment, I asked. Had her parents helped her write it? No, the little girl said, she had written the letter by herself because she thought the newspaper would have the answer. Well, it was a very good letter, I told her. Thank you, she replied. I promised that I would try to find an answer. Thank you, she said again, goodbye.

I looked at the letter for a long time, and I wished that she had asked about something easy, the theory of aerodynamics, perhaps, or why water in lakes doesn't sink into the ground. Instead, she wrote:

Dear Editors,

I am nine and in fourth grade. I am the smartest person in the class. There are alot of things I don't know. I am writing this letter to ask you a question. I have heard that there is no such thing as Santa Claus. I have heard that there was a Santa Claus but there isn't now. I have also heard that there really is a Santa Clause. Which of these is true?

Sincerely,

Marie Stanek

Woodlynne, N.J.

I am not the smartest person at the newspaper, Marie, but that's OK because you don't have to be smart to understand the truth about Santa Claus. Before I answer your question, I must tell you about another little girl who wrote to a newspaper years before you, your parents and maybe even your grandparents were born. Her name was Virginia O'Hanlon, and she was just one year younger than you when she wrote to the editors of the New York Sun. Virginia was also confused by the things she had heard about Santa Claus, and a wise editor named Francis P. Church answered her by writing, "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give your life its highest beauty and

joy."

But terrible things have happened in the world since Virginia wrote her letter, Marie, things beyond the imagination of the wisest or worst of men and women. Perhaps you have seen some of these terrible things on TV or in books. Perhaps you have seen the faces of children whose eyes have lost the hope of ever seeing Santa Claus, or of knowing love.

How could Santa exist in a world where so many children live in pain and die in despair? How could he not? The world needs Santa Claus, Marie, now more than ever.

But what is Santa Claus? This, I think, is where your confusion sets in. You've been told that there is a Santa, that there was a Santa but there isn't one anymore, and that there isn't a Santa. My answer may confuse you even more, Marie, because all three are true.

Is there a Santa Claus who flies around the world in a sleigh pulled by reindeer bringing toys to children? Absolutely. That Santa is as real as you or me. But that Santa exists only if you believe. And Santa knows if you believe in him the same way he knows if you've been naughty or nice. Santa knows these things because (and this is the important part) he lives in your heart. He lives in the hearts of everyone who will let him.

How? I don't know, he's Santa, he can do these things.

Oh, sure, he lives at the North Pole, too, but that's only because that's where he goes when children and parents stop believing. It's awfully cold up there, but Santa doesn't mind so much because there are so many warm hearts to snuggle inside on bleak Arctic nights when the wind howls of hate and the ice groans beneath the weight of human sorrow.

This is the secret of Santa Claus. If you believe, then Santa exists; if you stop believing, Santa no longer exists. Not within your heart, anyway. He goes to the North Pole and waits for the arrival of newborns, or for the return of innocence to hearts filled with doubt. Santa forgives. He's an easy touch, and his bags are always packed.

So you see, Marie, how there is a Santa Claus, how there isn't, and how there always can be. My city editor told me that when she was a little girl, she would ask her mother if there was a Santa Claus and her mother would reply, "There is if you want there to be." My city editor said that she did not think that was a good answer when she was a little girl, but that as she grows older, she realizes how true it is.

Yes, Marie, there is a Santa Claus, and he lives in a house to which you have the only key.

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December 20, 2006

Billy Penn Hat Rule: Fuhgeddabouddit!

Billy Penn Hat Rule: Fuhgeddabouddit!

IT'S ALMOST TIME for One Liberty Place to yield its status as Center City Philadelphia's tallest building. That's the Liberty Place spire peaking out from that traffic sign on the westbound Schuylkill Expressway (a Yield sign: a coincidence? I think not.) As you can see, the construction of the Comcast Tower concrete center -- think of it as the chewy nugat center of a chocolate office building -- has almost reached to the top of the spire that changed the face of Center City. By the end of 2007, the cable giant's corporate headquarters will be the tallest building in Philadelphia at 975 feet, surpassing Liberty Place by 30 feet.

When ground was broken for Liberty Place on May 13, 1985 (talk about a day in Philadelphia that will live in infamy) it followed a century of City Hall Tower being that tallest structure in the city, after debuting as the tallest public building in North America (548 feet including the 37-foot-tall bronze statue of William Penn) after ground was broken for City Hall in 1870. It required months of debate by politicians and civic and architechtural spokesmen and just plain folks for Philadelphia to agree with the "idea" of changing its skyline after being dominated so benignly for so many years under the brim of that Quaker hat.

I'll admit it. . .I was a total Billy Penn Hat Rule guy. I thought the restriction on the size of Center City structures was a way of preventing Philadelphia from looking "just like" any other American city that wasn't New York or Chicago. I thought our city's low and impressive skyline served our nature. You could not enter Center City from any sort of a distance without understanding that you had arrived at an important place. Philadelphia may have been low and gray, but it was solid as stone. It had a concrete core, much like the Comcast Tower's 54 inch-thick reinforced concrete walls of the come-and-get-me-terrorists center core, which is Center City's first highrise since 2001. But City Hall Tower's walls are 22 feet thick. What did they know?

But you can't stand anywhere near City Hall and the Masonic Temple, near Wanamakers and the Reading Terminal, without falling in love all over again with concrete and brick Philadelphia. Solid my friends. And we are part of it. From Arch Street you can see the red glowing brick of the Verizon Center, or the Bell Telephone Tower, or whatever they're calling it these days.. But doesn't it look like a phone jack from the side? And hasn't it always? Such a wonderful building.

I think it's fair to say that startiing with Liberty Place, the first building among so many that broke the Billy Penn Hat Rule (find City Hall Tower in that photo above), what we have gotten are handsome buildings that not only enhance, but enchant. I love the Cira Centre. It should be called the Horizon Building. It tells you what kind of day you're in. All angles and refections and total deceit. We have been blessed with wonderful buildings, or at least buildings that do not send the villagers running out into the night with torches seeking the architect of Frankenstein's monster. We love our buildings. We notice them and require them. After all, they're ours.

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December 19, 2006

Seating for one, No waiting

Seating for one, No waiting

I'm an urban bird watcher. As such I see my share of pigeons, seagulls and little black birds that could be almost anything. Even though Philadelphia is 111 miles up river from the Atlantic Ocean, we get more than our share of seagulls -- especially along the Delaware Avenue parking lots from Home Depot and Wal-Mart where they scavenge from Christmas shoppers. I took this photo in Chicago on the banks of Lake Michigan, where seagulls perch on street lights like parking meters on Chestnut Street. Look there, a space just opened up.

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December 18, 2006

You couldn't mistake that face

I tell this story on the day Peter Boyle, who died Tuesday at age 71, will be buried in New York. Everbody loved Peter Boyle, the devout Catholic schoolboy from St. Francis DeSales parish in West Philadelphia, who grew up to shun life as a monk in order to become Young Frankinstein's monster plus an assortment of thugs, psychos, racists, gangsters and curmudgeons in an acting career that made him the most famous Peter Boyle in the world outside of Philadelphia.

In his hometown, however, he would remain the second most famous Peter Boyle, behind his father "Uncle Pete" or "Chuckwagon Pete" Boyle, the Channel 10 kiddie show host who introduced a generation of Baby Boomers to Spanky, Alfalfa and the rest of Our Gang. And second-most-famous status was just fine with Uncle's Pete's son who portrayed the irascible father on Everybody's Loves Raymond. "I was in an airport somewhere when Daryl Hall of the band Hall and Oates came up to me and told me how much he enjoyed watching my dad's show when he was a kid," Peter Boyle told me as I drove him around the old neighborhood one March afternoon in 1993.

At the time Peter Boyle was in town shooting a pilot for a dramatic series about Philadelphia fire fighters to be called Philly Heat. The series never got picked up despite an A-list of talent, including Boyle, co-stars Julianne Margolies and Mary Mara (ER), Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction) and producer-writer Tom Fontana (St. Elsewhere, Homicide. Oz).

I had met Boyle a couple of nights earlier at Dirty Frank's bar in Center City where he was visiting his former roommate, Jay McConnell, in their old college watering hole, which McConnell now owns. I offered to take Boyle on a tour of West Philly, to show him what had changed. And what hadn't. I picked him up at the Philly Heat set, the former Philadelphia Fire Department Engine Co. 65 at 54th and Haverford Ave., just around the corner from where "Uncle Pete" Boyle grew up. As we drove to take a look at the brick twin at 51st and Hazel St. where the younger Boyle grew up, I asked him what it was like being back home. He answered slowly, almost philosophically. "It's been very emotional, very enlightening, and I don't feel sad," he said.

Then I took him to my house. I wanted him to see what a West Philly home looked like in 1993 (and if truth be told, I wanted to take a picture of him standing in front of our house). I don't know why I thought he'd be interested, but I did. And he was. I showed him family photos and paintings by local artists that meant a lot to me, and in the middle of my tour of the downstairs, he stopped, looked around and smiled. "This is nice," Peter Boyle said. "You've got a life."

There was one more thing I wanted to show him just down the street from where we live, the sledding hill in Clark Park where any kid who grew up in West Philadelphia spent snowy winter days and nights. As we stood there Peter Boyle was dressed in character, wearing a faded blue Philadelphia Fire Department windbreaker when three pre-teen boys came walking up 45th Street bouncing a basketball. "Who do you like tonight?" Peter Boyle shouted to the boys. "Michigan!" answered the one bouncing the ball. "Awwww. . .!" said Boyle, pretending to disagree. Then the same kid said, "Hey, you're that guy from TV."

At that time and that place, never in a million years would I have made this bald middle-aged man as being a movie star. Peter Boyle just smiled. And the kids smiled back. They'd met the real deal homeboy and they knew it.

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December 15, 2006

Peter Boyle: He coulda had hair.

Peter Boyle: He coulda had hair.

I INTERVIEWED PETER BOYLE, the actor who died this week, back in 1993 when I was writing The Scene column for The Inquirer. This is the column I wrote on March 28 of that year. Tomorrow I'll tell you how I happened to meet him and what what happened as we drove around West Philadelphia together:

LOOK WHO'S BACK IN THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD

After leaving Philadelphia more than 30 years ago to pursue a career as an actor, Peter Boyle finds himself back in his old neighborhood in West Philadelphia for the first time as an actor starring in a major production, an hour-long TV drama that very well could become a network TV series requiring him to work on location for months at a time not far from where he grew up at 51st and Hazel.

The return to his roots has been intense, almost philosophical - sort of, you Kant go home again. "It's been very emotional, very enlightening, and I don't feel sad," he said.

Boyle understands the nature of the neighborhood. He knows that he may be a famous movie star, he may have even more famous friends - John Lennon was best man at his wedding in 1977, for crying out loud - and he knows that despite all that, generations of Philadelphians see him and say, "Look, there's Uncle Pete's boy."

"That's fine with me," said Uncle Pete's son.

Uncle Pete Boyle was Philadelphia's Mr. Rogers, a fixture on local TV during the late '40s and '50s. Hometown baby boomers grew up watching Uncle Pete behind his artist's easel drawing cartoons and sketches and introducing Our Gang comedies. Boomers never forget, "One time I was in an airport somewhere and Daryl Oates of the band Hall and Oates came up to me to tell me how much he enjoyed watching my dad's show when he was a kid," Boyle said.

What Peter Boyle didn't know until he arrived in Philadelphia to begin shooting was that the principle location in the pilot and the series, the former Engine Co. 65 at 54th and Haverford Avenue, is about a block away from the block on Westminster Street where Uncle Pete grew up.

TYPECAST? ARE YOU CALLING ME TYPECAST?!

Uncle Pete had one thing his son was denied. "He had a wonderful head of hair," Boyle said. "I take after my mother's side of the family."

But Peter Boyle has a great face. It starts at his neck and runs clear to the back of his head. It's an intense urban working-class visage, a mug that's made for a cop, a psycho, a wise guy, a pirate, a bigot, a hard hat, a dope dealer, a revolutionary or even a tap dancing Frankenstein as long as he's from the neighborhood.

But if you've ever seen Boyle doing his Brando, you realize something else.

He coulda been a contender for leading man. He coulda had class. He coulda had hair.

What he has is a face that launched a thousand scripts, most of them about average Joes with Irish surnames. In fact, he's played a bunch of Irish Joe starring roles, starting with his 1970 breakthrough as Joe Curran in the movie Joe. Then there was "Skinhead" Joe McGinnis, Joe Bash, Joe McCarthy and a guy known only as Duffy.

But his new role in Philly Heat breaks from that mold. Sure he's playing a Philadelphia fireman, but it's a Philadelphia fireman with a Polish name: Stanislas. That's right Battalion Chief Stanislas Kelly.

DID SOMEONE SAY DISASTER? THE THEORY OF ATTRACTION

There's a strange phenomenon connected with movies and TV that Boyle calls The Theory of Attraction. It works something like this:

"If you're making a movie about an airplane crash, chances are something's going to go wrong with an airplane sometime during the filming," he said. For instance, that massive four-alarm fire in Chinatown broke out three days after filming began on the Philly Heat pilot.

A coincidence?

I'm not so sure after seeing The Theory of Attraction at work outside the second floor window of the the abandoned firehouse in West Philadelphia where Boyle was filming a scene for the pilot Thursday afternoon. If the series sells and becomes a hit that firehouse at 54th and Haverford could become to American firefighters what Hill Street Police Station was to cops, an occupational shrine. Remember what Cheers did for a bar in Boston or what the Rocky did for the Art Museum.

In that brief scene Boyle as Battalion Chief Kelley tells one of his men that a certain situation is "a disaster waiting to happen." They have to repeat the scene eight, maybe 10 times. Meanwhile, outside the window I watch a situation developing. Gasoline was gushing from the ruptured fuel tank of a car across the street.

Jerry Walsh, an actor from suburban Wilmington who plays a fireman known as Bernie the Couch Potato, had backed his 1984 red Capri into a raised concrete block in a small parking area. Gas was spreading across the sidewalk into the street in three directions as Boyle kept repeating the line about "a disaster waiting to happen."

Cops assigned to keep traffic moving around the production respond by cordoning off the gasoline drenched area with pylons and yellow police barricade tape. But kids returning from school continue to walk through the puddles. All it needs is a match. I kept thinking of that fiery scene in the gas station in Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.

Finally, real firefighters arrived from Company 41 about 8 blocks west on Haverford Avenue to hose down Walsh's gas tank and the area.

The Theory of Attraction it's called.

Just think, that was only the pilot.

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December 13, 2006

Peter Boyle: a Philadelphia original

Peter Boyle: a Philadelphia original

Everybody loved Peter Boyle the Philadelphia boy who grew up to become Young Frankenstein's monster as well as Ray Romono's dad. Actor Peter Boyle died today at the age of 71. I have some great Peter Boyle stories to tell, but I have to run them past the Daily DeLeon legal team first. After all, we drank together at Dirty Frank's. Things happened. I'll tell you more as soon as I get the all clear from my lawyers.

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December 11, 2006

A badge to remember; a cop to never forget

A badge to remember; a cop to never forget

His badge number is 4699. He was wearing it the morning he was murdered 25 years ago in the bleak frigid December darkness at 13th and Locust Sts. in the wee hours when all decent citizens were home asleep and the only commercial street traffic were hookers and milkmen. Thirteenth and Locust was still called "the strip" in those days, so named for the bust out bars and nudie joints clustered in the neighborhood.

Philadelphia police officer Daniel Faulkner (above) was a 23-year-old newlywed. He like working last out, the midnight-to-eight shift, because it left his evenings free to play cop league softball on spring and summer evenings. He played for the Sixth District team out of 11th and Winter Sts., which along with the Center City's Ninth District on the west side of Broad Street, are known collectively as "Hollywood" in cop talk.

Faulkner died from a bullet to the brain shot from point blank range delivered by the man who had already shot him once in the back. Before he died, Faulkner fired a single shot from his service revolver, striking his murderer in the chest. And it is that bullet from a dead cop's gun that was the incontravertible evidence that convicted Mumia Abu Jamal of first degree murder.

On Saturday, the 25th anniversary of Daniel Faulkner's death, there was a memorial mass in his honor in South Philadelphia. On the same day there was a "Free Mumia" demonstration in Center City. After all these years, the meaning, if not the facts, of what happened on Dec. 9, 1981 is still disputed -- mostly by people in France. The farther you go from Philadelphia, the more support there is for Mumia.

Last winter my leather jacket was stolen off a chair not ten feet from where I was shooting darts in a Center City bar two blocks away from where Daniel Faulkner was shot. I discovered the theft almost immediately. There was nothing of real value in the jacket other than my car keys and a pewter lapel pin shaped like a Philadelphia police badge with the number 4699 and the words, "Daniel Faulkner Memorial Motorcycle Run 1999."

Ordinarily I would not call the police over such a small matter, but I did. The pin meant a lot to me and I figured that it would to a Philly cop, especially a cop from the Sixth District, where Daniel Faulkner's framed photograph looks down from the front wall where three shifts of cops line up for roll call every day. It wasn't the value of the jacket or the keys, but the pin, and I explained that to the officer who responded to the 911 call within a half hour. I just wanted it on the record. I wanted the police to keep their eyes open.

What shocked me, what distressed me, what depressed me, was that the responding officer had no idea who Daniel Faulkner was. I asked her how long she had been a police officer and she said eight years. But how could an eight-year veteran of the Philadelphia Police Department not know the name Daniel Faulkner? I've asked many cops that question. And you don't want to know their answer.

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December 04, 2006

What, me worry? Milton as Alfred E. Neuman

What, me worry? Milton as Alfred E. Neuman

THIS FRONT PAGE HEADLINE in last Thursday's Philadelphia Inquirer must have driven Milton Street nuts. After all, the way the elder Street brother sees it, Milton Street is the bigger name. Without Milton Street's very public confrontations with legal authorities at Temple University 35 years ago, his younger brother John would never have had a reason to go to law school, let alone run for public office. The rest, as they say, is history. And if the feds have anything to do with it, so is Milton Street, who faces a possible 80-something years in prison if convicted of all the tax fraud and related charges brought against him last week by the U.S. Attorney's office.


However in the photo beneath the headline, the mayor's older brother seems to be having the last laugh. Inquirer photographer Clem Murray made this picture outside Milton Street's home in Moorestown, N.J. on the day of the indictmens were announced. So why is this man smiling? Well, maybe it's because Milton Street, the prototypical North Philadelphia community activist, sidewalk food vendor, candidate for public office and all around city hustler, now lives in a predominantly white Jersey suburb complete with lawn jockey -- a white lawn jockey -- seen just above his hand on the right.

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December 03, 2006

oh say can you see the obvious

oh say can you see the obvious

If you have never been to an Army-Navy football game, I wish you could have been standing next to me Saturday at the Linc during the national anthem. It was as spectacular as the amazing December blue sky above. It was so beautiful that it made me squint. I was all eyebrows and pupils. An observer might think I was fighting the glare of the winter sun. But I knew my squint was caused by something more like love and hurt, and yes, pride.

You cannot witness the Army-Navy football game without sensing a pride beyond time, beyond Carthage, let alone the Constitution. In a house full of warriors, I almost cried. Just a little. But in such company I didn't want to go moist in public. Looking around, I noticed a lot of men my age squinting during the national anthem for the same reason. It wasn't the sun. It was the sons. And the daughters. And the grandfathers of America being transfixed at the same moment by the song we've heard a million times, but never quite get.

The national anthem is a civic ceremony as familiar as saying grace without feeling it. But in the windswept chill of South Philadelphia on Saturday afternoon, the men and women of the combined choruses of the United States Military Academy at West Point and the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis sang the Star Spangled Banner with voices that sounded like their lungs were filled with pure oxygen.

Every word from "Oh, say can you see" was as clear as as a bell, each familiar word swelling with new meaning carried by more than a hundred voices singing with military harmonic precision and personal conviction. The power of those voices could have lifted that stadium off the ground.

And hearing them sing with America still at war, you couldn't help but feel the struggle of pride wrestling with sadness. These magnificent young people are the tip of the spear, the next generation of Americans who will gladly step into harm's way upon orders from their commander and chief. President Bush did not attend this year's Army-Navy game. Instead, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (yes, he's still on the clock) was his proxy, watching half the game with the Midshipmen of Navy and half the game with the Cadets of Army.

When Rumsfeld was introduced he was greeted enthusiastically, which makes sense in a stadium filled with people who honor the chain of command. But all I could think of was the mess in Iraq, and who got us into it, and how it was allowed to become such a mess. And there for the first time it struck me. In all these years how could I have not noticed before? How could we expect anything but a military misadventure when its chief architect has the nickname "Rummy."

The New York Times reported yesterday that two days before he resigned, Rumsfeld sent a memo to the White House saying it was time for a "major readjustment" in Iraq. "Clearly, what U.S. forces are currently doing in Iraq is not working well enough or fast enough," Rumsfeld wrote. Imagine millions of Americans reading those words and responding with the same three-word expression stating the obvious (ends with "Sherlock").

The memo has the sound of a drunken driver who winds up in a ditch on the wrong side of the road who asks responding police officers, "What am I doing over here?" Rumsfeld's memo continued. "Recast the U.S. military mission and the U.S. goals (how we talk about them) - go minimalist," he wrote. Go minimalist. He actually talks that way. And I tried to imagine him saying those words Saturday afternoon at the Linc. Tell that to those strong, shining, heroic faces I saw everywhere, on the field, in the stands, walking all around me with their parents and proud uncles. Go Army. Go Navy. Go minimalist.

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