IF PRESIDENT BUSH happened to be driving past Juniper and Cypress Sts. in Center City Philadelphia this week he might have noticed pink blossoms sprouting on the trees on the 1200 block of Cypress. "Now, lookee there. Trees in Philadelphia bloom in January!," he might have said, before an aide interupted him with, "Sir, our Administration's policy is not to notice such abnormal, anecdotal phenomenon."

"Well, shoot son, can't you see with your own eyes? Those are cherry or pear or some kind of blossoms. We shouldn't be seeing them in a northern state for another. . ."

"Sir, if you'll just read this draft of the official White House policy on acknowledging global warming, you'll see that such remarks by 'the decider' impact negatively on position of claiming that green house gasses are not causing climate change."

"Darn it, son, I know what I see with my own eyes Why don't people belive me when I say. . .!"

(Presidential aide on a cell phone) "Mr. Vice President we have a Code Blue: The fox is out of the box. Repeat, the fox is out of the box."