PHILADELPHIA'S NEXT MAYOR is going to be a man elected from among a crowded field of qualified candidates (not counting the Republican, whoever that may be). The Daily DeLeon has taken a personal interest in former City Councilman Michael Nutter, who may or may not be the best man for the job, but whose clean-cut, holier-than-John Street image needs a funkadelphic do over. Face it, if Michael Nutter hung around with Philadelphians who enjoy stinky, smokey, loud, alcohol-enhanced barroom s, he'd be as welcome as Hillary Clinton at an NRA rally.

I'm not saying that Michael Nutter is a hopeless square, but he needs to mix it up a little bit with the the voting Philadelphia taxpayers who fuel the hospitality industry. To that end I invited the candidate (actually, a Nutter lookalike, Center City lawyer John Rollins) to demonstrate how Mayor Nutter would deal with some of the temptations he might encounter while trolling for votes among disaffected members of the electorate who used to enjoy smoking a cigarette at the local tavern.

As you can see, Candidate Nutter is fitting right in with the regulars at Dirty Frank's.

Stay tuned for more temptations of Michael Nutter. He's almost too clean.