WHO IS TOTO BOUBA and why is he writing to me? Perhaps you've received the same letter via the internet:

Sir,
My name Prince Toto Bouba I am from Luanda Norte in the Central district of Angola. I am contacting you for partnership in a very confidential financial transaction that involves the transfer and receivership of some deposit.
This deposit came from private mining of diamond in our region which represent the major deposit of diamonds in my country. Coupled with the rebels activities which are sponsored by illegitimate sales of diamonds to foreign companies.
Presently the Government forces are occupying our regions which has forced us the locals out of the country in search of lucrative business outside our shores for investment purposes. Your imediate response will be appreciated as time is of essence. Details will be given to you when you respond. Please include your direct phone number.
Sincerely,

Toto Bouba

I thought all these guys lived in Nigeria. If I saved every goofy scam letter I received from Africa, I could paper a jail cell. It's always under a different name, but this is the first time it's ever been sent by someone with a thoroughly American name. Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.