I'M NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES (can you see the name GARCELLE BEAUVAIS in red to the right in the photo? And below, can you see the word NAKED in purple? That's not who I'm talking about.) So this girl walks into Dirty Frank's bar and asks the bartender, "Can I see a Playboy?" And the bartender replies, "Funny, you should ask that because we were just talking about Playboy and how the girl on the cover looks a lot like you."

"My arms are too fat," said the girl after I showed her the picture I took of her posed next to the Playboy magazine cover, just to prove she isn't Garcelle Beauvais like everyone thinks she is. Her arms looked just fine to me. So I asked the spelling of her name, "Is that Brandi with an 'i'?" And she gave me such a look. "Do I look like a Brandy with an 'i'?" Hell no, I was just asking.

Ever since Sharday started spelling her name Sade, I've been confused.