OK, OK, I'M REACHING HERE, which is not unlike what this Chicago Lions leaper was doing in a lineout against the Philadelphia-Whitemarsh Rugby Club during a Rugby Super League match at South Jersey RFC's fine pitch on Evesham Road in Deptford, N.J. a couple of weeks ago. Chicago hammered the homeboys 40-5, which should be embarrassing, and which, quite frankly, is.

But because I AM THE MEDIA and I can spin a massacre into a Cinderella story. Chicago turned into frogs at midnight. Of course, Philly-Whitemarsh turned into Fijians.

Not that that's a bad thing.