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April 10, 2008

Sucks to be Claus: Santa in April is cruel

Sucks to be Claus: Santa in April is cruel

DIDJA EVER WONDER. . . ? Sure, you did. And the answer is not down in the Caribbean with Mrs. Claus and higher ranking elves on a well deserved vaction. The answer to what Santa does after he closes down the North Pole toyshop for the season is less fairytale like than you might imagine. As a seasonal worker, Santa has no health insurance or workman's compensation. He pretty much has to make due as best he can until the new toy production season starts up around the Fourth of July. Until then you can see him bumming around Center City carrying his red bag hoping not to be recognized by some bright eyed child.

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