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April 01, 2008

Which way to the Walt Whitman Bridge?

Which way to the Walt Whitman Bridge?

POOR JOHNNY LEE REED IV of Sicklerville, NJ. He's the phycho whack job who went off his meds during rush hour last week and ended up stranding thousands of motorists in an interstate gridlock spanning the Delaware River when Johnny Lee stopped his Cadillac Escalade on the Walt Whitman Bridge and threatened motorists with a baseball bat in one hand while holding his one-year-old son, Johnny Lee Reed V, in the other. It took police five hours to end the standoff peacefully, but not before Johnny Lee revealed what had driven him over the edge.

Apparently, Johnny Lee told police that his email had been compromised by ominous messages from a "Nigerian prince" who had contacted him with an offer that he found difficult to refuse without paying a bridge toll first. I know how Johnny feels. I just received this email from the African prince's scam moll. "Dearest One," she began.
"Good day and which i believe you will be of great assistants to me that will make the beginning of never-ending family relationship. I hope that this proposal will not be an inconvenience or embarrassment to you.I must not hesitate to confide in you this simple and sincere business

"My name is Lilian, I am 20 years of age, the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Williams Cissa Republic of Sierra Leonia. My father before his death was a prosperous Cocoa and Gold merchant before his untimely death, after his business trip to Abidjan -Cote d'Ivoire, to negotiate on a Cocoa and Gold business he wanted to invest in Abidjan - Coted'Ivoire. My mother died when I was little ,and since then my father took me so special.

"Before his death on 12th November 2005 he told me that he has the sum of Eight Million,Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars.(USD $8.500.000USD) he deposited with one of the security companies here in cote d,ivoire. that he wanted to use this fund to invest his cocoa business in cote d,ivoire. After the burial of my late father i came down to Abidjan here in Cote D,iviore .

"I am just 20 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do.and the normal option is for me to claim this fund out from the security company and to transfer it to a safe country , through a reliable person for investment and also continue my education in the country. because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in cote d'ivoire.

"The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. as i,m writing to you now i,m writing with tears and pains. all the documents regarding to the deposit of the fund that was given to me by my late father is intact with me.I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.

"Now permit me to ask these few questions:" Uh-oh, I hope Lil.ian doesn't ask for my PIN number. She didn't. She doesn't know me well enough yet. So she asked,

"1. Can you honestly help me.
"2. Can I completely trust you?
"3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your custody. Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as posible.Thank you so much and God bless you.

"My sincere regards,

"Miss Lilian Cissa"

I don't know about Johnny, but I know a sure thing when I see one. Sweet Jersey, here I come.

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